I don't clean.

Nope. I don't. I don't clean. Why would I clean when there are so many other things to do. . .

Nope. I don't clean the kitchen. And I surely don't sweep the floor. I simply pile all the dirt together, and create a new "food dish" for the dogs. Or a new "sand box" for the kids. Or, my personal favorite, I just relocate the dust bunnies to a new home. I don't do the dishes. I put them in this magic box that fascinates the kids. A magic box that does the dishes. Because Mommy doesn't "do" the dishes. I surely can't take credit for that!!! When they go in the box dirty, and come out clean, the box does all the work!

I don't clean the bathroom either! I'm simply doing my part in removing a toxic waste dump from this earth. Just doing my part to make sure that no more toxins are leaked into our already fragile Eco system. And I don't clean tooth paste off the cupboards either. Because you know, that tooth paste was serving as such great decoration on the front of the cupboard, my children actually miss it when its gone. It apparently takes great effort, and a great artist to make a blob of tooth paste appear on the front of the bathroom sink! I would NEVER think to mess with a new little Picasso in the making!!! Nope, not me!!!

I don't believe in cleaning kids rooms either! I just spend my own personal free time to get down on my kids' level. To help them locate all their misplaced toys, and put them in a pile in the middle of their room for them to sort through. I don't remove broken toys from their room, I "send them back to Santa to be fixed". I don't make their beds, or line up their animals for easy finding. Nope. I just simply give them a nice comfy place for them to lay their sweet little heads down on at night!!!

And if you're wondering, I don't cook dinner either. Don't believe in it! Its more like readying the slop for the pigs at the farm. Yep. Because I would NEVER spend my time, energy and patients on a nice meal, only to have it smeared around the table, smashed on the floor, fed to the dogs, and under appreciated. Nope, never me.


Oh, and no shopping is allowed either! Its simply restocking the supply closet, reading the vending machine for the masses! Stocking the shelves for shopping at the miniature height.


Nope, never ever would I consider cooking, cleaning, or shopping. Because as a mom I have more important things to do in the lives of these little people. Like sitting on the couch, reading a book, or laying on the floor being a jungle gym. . . Yep. That's how I spend my entire day. Relaxing, and with my kids.


Now, I think I better go look at that real estate listing I just saw for some Ocean front property in Arizona. . . I think my children would rather enjoy that!

;-)